January 2010
What Brianna Thinks of Joe
Brianna: Duuude, Nick can't make music wiffout his brothers.
Sierra (Me): What song did you hear? If you heard "Who I Am" then... maybe you can say that, it's not his best. But if you heard "Vesper's Goodbye" or "Olive & An Arrow" you're deaf.
Or "Stay".
Brianna: I only heard who am I (yes she got the title wrong)
Me: Well you heard THAT song.
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Brianna: Joe is hot& Nicks not.
Me: I think Nick's hot.
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Brianna: (About Joe) Have you seen him in Camp Rock? he's hot.
Me: He's had two hair cuts since then! He doesn't even look like that anymore.
Brianna: he'll always be Shane Gray in maa heart
Me: And he'll always be Joseph Adam Jonas in REALITY.
Brianna: He is uncontrollably gorgeous.
Me: Okay, now that's pushing it. he's not that hot.
Brianna: yes he is.
Me: Yeah and I fucked Nick Jonas last night.
Brianna: Ewh, he's iickky. i feel bad fer you. were yhu safe?
lol, Bri ily
“Stay” by Nick Jonas and the...
“The good thing about Joe [Jonas] is that he is the craziest person i have ever...”
– Nick Jonas
“a friend stabs you in the back a boyfriend stabs you in the heart but...”
– omgtrue
Starbucks Addiction
We were in a mall on time and it was on the other side of the mall, and Kevin goes,”I can smell Starbucks.”and just started running towards it.
-Nick Jonas
“Kevin is SEXY!
[brotherly love :’)]”
– Nick Jonas
The Nick J Show!
Nick: Hi, I'm Nick Jonas. And today on our show we will be talking about anger on the Nick J show, with our friends, Teddy and Micky! Today on our show we have a very "Special" guest; a very delightful fellow who goes by the name of Joe Jonas. Everybody applaud! C'mon in here Joe.
(Joe comes in and sits down with an odd expression on his face.)
Nick: So Joe how're y-
(Joe hits Nick with a plastic bat-espression does not change)
Nick starts laughing as he gets up. (Joe hits him again)
Joe: I'm not angry.
Nick: Dude, why're you hitting me?
(hits Nick again-Nick continues to laugh)
Joe: I've never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is people videorecording me. (hits Nick once more) Making me mad. NOW TURN IT OFF!
Nick: (still laughing as Joe hunts down the cameraman)
EPIC FAIL! And then they act nice about it...
Girl: You must be a vehicle cause you got fine written all over you.
Kevin: HAHA!
Nick: Wow! That was great.
Joe: It's so true!
A JONAS Excerpt
Joe (dressed really nerdy and acting the part): See! I told you she wouldn't understand! *runs crying under covers*
Nick: You really hurt his feelings.
Kevin: Yeah, now you've done it.
Nick (pulls out a string of bells): Come on Joe, come out and see the pretty bells.
“[when asked if he ever fought with somebody over a girl] I actually had a...”
– Nick Jonas
What I Talk About With People in My School
Starring: Me, Meredith && Adam.
Me: Why don't you like Ms. Yoder?
Adam: 'Cause she's a fat ass bitch.
Me: *laughs* Adam! That's mean!
Adam: It's true! When she was talking about swimming, I bet you her fat ass drowned.
Me: *laughs*
Whole class & Ms. Yoder: *unable to hear the convo, staring*
Me, Adam & Meredith: *laughing hysterically*
the reason for my blog title :)
so here i am,
all out in the open.
letting you see just who i am.
it turns out you don’t really give a damn.
well ain’t that just too sad?
see i’m here to make you care,
even when you don’t want to.
‘cause you see:
i love you so much dahlin’.
i had to do it xD